Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
i've created a new STD.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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