yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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