An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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