Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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