You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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