you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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