people are starting to question the shark bite story
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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