glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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