I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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