The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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