I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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