tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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