My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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