even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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