"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
