never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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