Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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