Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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