I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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