Me too!
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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