K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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