I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
why is half of my head shaved?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
