That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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