no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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