Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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