Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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