dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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