can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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