At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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