They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm at about main and main street
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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