brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "