dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.