Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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