That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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