oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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