Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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