i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
