how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment