Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.