I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.