i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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