Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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