How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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