i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
