So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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