dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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