Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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