i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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