just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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