these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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