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i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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