weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I cockslap morals
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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