Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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