The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Randomize