but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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