should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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