of course. lets lasso hookers.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I have tasted many bathrooms
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
