Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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