I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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